Top 10 Fights I Want To See

10. Anthony Johnson vs Josh Koscheck

9. Brandon Vera vs Chuck Liddell

8. Quinton Jackson vs Lyoto Machida

7. Alistair Overeem vs Cheick Kongo

6. Nate Diaz vs Joe Lauzon

5. Urijah Faber vs Kid Yamamoto

4. Fedor Emelianenko vs Brock Lesnar

3. Randy Couture vs Antonio Noguiera

2. BJ Penn vs Diego Sanchez

1. Quinton Jackson vs Anderson Silva

10. Bob Sapp vs. A Grizzly Bear
9. Bob Sapp vs. 10 Midgets
8. Bob Sapp vs. Mike Tyson

(all of which, I think Bob Sapp would lose to)

7. Cung Le vs. Anderson Silva
6. GSP vs. Thiago Alves
5. Urijah Faber vs. Tyson Griffin 2 (Urijah up to 155)
4. Lyoto Machida vs. Rashad Evans
3. Fedor vs. Randy Couture
2. Cung Le vs. Lyoto Machida (Machida down to 185)
1. Urijah Faber vs. BJ Penn (Urijah up to 155)

Dan Severn vs. a tuna sandwich

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nah but seriously:


10. Sean Sherk vs. Roger Huerta/ Sean Sherk vs. Clay Guida
9. Shane Carwin vs. Brock Lesnar/ Cain Velasquez vs. Brock Lesnar
8. Lyoto Machida vs. Quinton "Rampage" Jackson/ Lyoto Machida vs. Rashad Evans
7. Anderson Silva vs. Georges St. Pierre
6. B.J Penn vs. Shinya Aoki/ B.J Penn vs. Diego Sanchez
5. Rich Franklin vs. Forrest Griffin
4. Thiago Silva vs. Wanderlei Silva
3. Urijah Faber vs. Kid Yamamoto
2. Brock Lesnar vs. Fedor
1. Randy Couture vs. Minotauro Noguiera

Dude Mitch I like your list better than mine I didnt even think of Forrest Griffin vs Rich Franklin that would be a bad ass fight, Thiago and Wanderlei would be fun to watch to but to bad Wanderlei is moving down to 185 but if he fights one more time at 205 that is definentley who he should fight and it makes sense cause there both coming off first round KO losses

haha thanks man, your list is good too though. I especially like the Koscheck-Johnson match up, those two are probably the two most athletic (next to GSP) welterweights in MMA right now.

Some more joke ones I thought of

Not sure if you will laugh at these or not...

1. Kermit The Frog vs. Ken Shamrock (I bet old man Ken tries to stand with Kermit and Kermit knocks him the hell out in the first round. That's one frog you do NOT want to mess with!)

2. Paris Hilton vs. Tank Abbott (If anything just to see Paris get her ass kicked. This probably is the only fight Tank has a chance of winning these days... no offense Tank :p.)

3. Jessica Simpson vs. a can of tuna (15 minutes of fun!)

4. Hugh Hefner vs. Mitch Ciccarelli (Stipulation being if I win with a flying knee in the first round... I take over the playboy mansion! ;p)

5. Anderson Silva vs. Chuck Norris (This way when Silva destroys him, people will stop making lame Chuck Norris jokes and start making lame Anderson Silva jokes! )

6. Gary Shaw vs. a 900 pound Polar Bear (Yeah maybe this will teach fat Gary Shaw to keep his idiotic comments like "zomg I shink zat Kimbo Slice is the most dangerous strika in the heavyweight division" to himself. Kill him Polar Bear.... KILL!! ;p)

7. Kenny Florian vs. Ben Stiller and Rich Franklin vs. Jim Carey (Only because Florian looks like he could be Ben Stiller's twin and Franklin as Joe Rogan says it looks like a "angry version of Jim Carey". IT'S A BATTLE OF THE LOOK-A-LIKES IN THE OCTAGON!!!)

8. Martha Stewart vs. Gina Carano (This one would be fun. I can picture Martha coming out and rambling on about how she can make a bird feeder out of just her own spit and a twig and then Gina comes in and BOOM... Thai clinch on Martha, KNEE KNEE UPPERCUT KNEE KNEE UPERCUT KNEE KNEE AND IT IS ALL OVERRRRR!!! Afterwards Carano and I will make love in the middle of the Octagon and go on to have seven kids all named Mitch.)

9. Joe Lauzon vs. Jennifer Lopez (Word on the street is that Jennifer Lopez is PISSED off at Joe Lauzon for stealing her nickname. Jennifer Lopez aka "J-Lo" claims Joe Lauzon aka "J-Lau" is a "unoriginal punk" and she says if she ever saw him on the street she would kill him. Normally I'd say Lauzon is a stud and I usually back him up in all of his fights... but idk J-Lopez is one CRAZY chick. I'd say Jennifer Lopez would win this fight via second round submission due to a burrito twister {not being racist, it's a joke from a southpark episode}- yep that's right Lopez has been training with Eddie Bravo and she has created her own variation of his moves.... Joe is in trouble!! ;p)


10. Frank Mir vs. Frank Mir's Mom (In an interview, Mir said "When I get in that cage I'm a different person. I don't care who you are, you can put my mom in there and I'll rip her arm off". Let's see if Mir is willing to back that up ;P. I bet momma Mir comes out with a paddle and a woodon spoon and spanks the hell out of Mir in front of millions of people! lol jk... I'm a huge Frank Mir fan btw)

Mitch Ciccarelli wrote:Some more joke ones I thought of

2. Paris Hilton vs. Tank Abbott (If anything just to see Paris get her ass kicked. This probably is the only fight Tank has a chance of winning these days... no offense Tank :p.)

I'd pick Paris Hilton.. Tank would gas trying to walk up to her, and if it was in the UFC, the Paris could just poke him in the eye. TKO.

WINNER: Paris Hilton 45 seconds in the 1st round via TKO eye poke.

Mitch Ciccarelli wrote:

10. Frank Mir vs. Frank Mir's Mom (In an interview, Mir said "When I get in that cage I'm a different person. I don't care who you are, you can put my mom in there and I'll rip her arm off". Let's see if Mir is willing to back that up ;P. I bet momma Mir comes out with a paddle and a woodon spoon and spanks the hell out of Mir in front of millions of people! lol jk... I'm a huge Frank Mir fan btw)

lol.. that's a good one

Actually.. I want to fight Tank Abbott! Make my first professional win look great after beating a "legend"..... lol

LMAO!

ol'e Tank will probably drink about 50 beers before the fight.

He outweighs me by 80 lbs., too

The Cody wrote:10. Anthony Johnson vs Josh Koscheck

9. Brandon Vera vs Chuck Liddell

8. Quinton Jackson vs Lyoto Machida

7. Alistair Overeem vs Cheick Kongo

6. Nate Diaz vs Joe Lauzon

5. Urijah Faber vs Kid Yamamoto

4. Fedor Emelianenko vs Brock Lesnar

3. Randy Couture vs Antonio Noguiera

2. BJ Penn vs Diego Sanchez

1. Quinton Jackson vs Anderson Silva

HOly crap dude, those fights are all awesome. The only one I can see in my head as a stomp fest would be the bj fight, i could see him destroying diiego, but u never know with BJ. I hope all those fights come true!